Ought 17 was really mean.

Lots of yells and screams.

Lookin’  bad on the marital scene.

Got the Big D and I don’t mean Dallas for Christmas.

Hit the five year anniversary

Marriage was barely cursory.

Life was becoming adversary.

Got the Big D and I don’t mean Dallas for Christmas.

Come July, the old man says good-bye

Says it’s time for me to fly.

So tired of his nonsense I just sigh.

Got the Big D and I don’t mean Dallas for Christmas.

We scream and shout.

I take the cat and move out.

Just  so weird, couldn’t figure it out.

Got the Big D and I don’t mean Dallas for Christmas.

Been living alone.

The most peace and quiet I’ve known.

With life in a nap-free zone.

Got the Big D and I don’t mean Dallas for Christmas.

Feel happy as a clam.

After getting rid of that man.

Enjoying living as much as I can.

Got the Big D and I don’t mean Dallas for Christmas.